roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

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pemsylvania:

proton, neutron, electron and crouton 

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imheck:

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

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bowlingforsoup:

id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”

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h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

image

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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